CHRISTMAS JOKES AND RIDDLES
What kind of bird can write? A pen-guin
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drum sticks.
What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple
HALLOWEEN JOKES & RIDDLES for KIDS
Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating? A: Happy Owl-ween!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone? A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.
Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear? A: Boo-Jeans.
Q: What do they teach in witching school? A: Spelling.
Q: Which musical instrument do skeletons play? A: Trom-Bone
Q: Where do ghosts use their boats? A: The Eerie Canal.
Q: What song do vampires hate? A: “You Are My Sunshine”
Q: What type of monster loves dance music? A: The boogieman
Q: What do skeletons order at restaurants? A: Spare ribs
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit? A: Booberries.
Q: Who are cousins of the werewolf? A: What-wolf and When-wolf
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite body of water? A: Lake Eerie.
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite desert? A: Boo-berry pie.
Q: What do you call a spirit who gets too close to a camp fire? A: A toasty ghosty.
Q: Where do werewolves store their things? A: In a were-house
Q: What kind of makeup do witches wear? A: Mas-scare-a
REFERENCE: https://funkidsjokes.com/clean-halloween-jokes/